Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
