I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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