You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
this is an emotional support booty call
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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