Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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