who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Brb crying the tears of my youth
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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