I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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