Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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