matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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