You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
