Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Dick very happy bro
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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