Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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