If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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