Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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