I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
