We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
