So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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