Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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