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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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