do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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