kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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