Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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