He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
did i just pee glitter
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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