just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize