I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Randomize
