I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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