I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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