Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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