My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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