Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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