im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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