Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The adults are the big ones right?
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