I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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