I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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