he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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