awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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