Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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