She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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