"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
false alarm, still single
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize