We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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