They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
