the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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