I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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