You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Quick, to the slutcave!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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