This girl is more easily done than said...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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