Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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