do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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