Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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