Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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