You can't special order awesome
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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