Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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