Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
