I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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