If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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