the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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